its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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