what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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