used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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