Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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