Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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