I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
did you just send me my own nude
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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