drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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