I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
