I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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