I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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