you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You left your phone here
Wait...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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