Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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