You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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