question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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