conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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