Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.