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  I'm half single.

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  Please tell me it's the bottom half.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1

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• (718): View more from New York

  Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts

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  Am I supposed to find that romantic?

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• (415): View more from California

  he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  sorry I blacked out our whole relationship

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference

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