found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas