What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends