So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You were trust falling into bushes
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