never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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