Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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