I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I puked a lego.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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