Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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