check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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