my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
her vagine was all disorganized.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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