that's an acceptable place to lick
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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