so let's talk penis.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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