Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
