thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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