im so drunk with asians
where?
always
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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