blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real