you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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