i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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