the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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