Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
