Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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