so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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