Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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