Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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