yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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