just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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