yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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