Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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