We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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