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(619): View more from California

i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.

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(407): View more from Florida

You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld

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(512): View more from Texas

So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married

(214): View more from Texas

What? They have three kids?

(512): View more from Texas

Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me

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(912): View more from Georgia

you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..

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(208): View more from Idaho

The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.

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(248): View more from Michigan

my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate

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(801): View more from Utah

Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.

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