Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(252): View more from North Carolina

im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note

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(513): View more from Ohio

Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word

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(515): View more from Iowa

I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.

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HOT DATE.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.

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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.

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