i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.