You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.