Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?