Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????