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(714): View more from California

Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.

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(714): Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park. http://tfl.nu/ogfg

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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.

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(605): I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota. http://tfl.nu/u34o

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?

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(859): Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend? http://tfl.nu/yv1m

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us

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(609): Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us http://tfl.nu/r5ct

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(631): View more from New York

is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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(631): is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys? http://tfl.nu/ew5s

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(314): View more from Missouri

I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

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(314): I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk. http://tfl.nu/s5cc

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(913): View more from Kansas

season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.

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(913): season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown. http://tfl.nu/f9w7

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(720): View more from Colorado

New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?

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(720): New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future? http://tfl.nu/5rnd

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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.

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(407): Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills. http://tfl.nu/wclx

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(620): View more from Kansas

Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.

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(620): Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak. http://tfl.nu/19rz

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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.

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(+82): I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea. http://tfl.nu/vo0h

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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.

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(918): I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud. http://tfl.nu/vndr

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair

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(570): I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair http://tfl.nu/vjbt

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(256): View more from Alabama

You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.

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(256): You asked him for a membership to him and his dick. http://tfl.nu/mfxs

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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected

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(902): It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected http://tfl.nu/ecct

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