she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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