imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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