fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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