That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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