Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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