The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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