erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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