Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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