I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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