her vagine was all disorganized.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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