erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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