You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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