Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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