So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Girls should come with a carfax report
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Randomize
