2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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