We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I just gargled with NyQuil
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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