Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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